Friday, January 30, 2009

Mottos, Mottos, Mottos!

OK, new source of awesomeness, mottos. Mottos are basically another way I get all the funny jumping inside of me. So, here I go, please excuse, the possible lameness and definite dorkiness of all mottos about to be posted.

MOTTO OF THE DAY- Smells like Nirvana...

MOTTO OF THE WEEK- This is Flabio. He is my mascot. He is awesome!!

MOTTO OF THE MONTH*- Mmmm..... organized crime.

MOTTO OF THE SEASON- Love, Peace, & taco grease.

BACKUP MOTTO OF THE YEAR- The blinding cleverness.

MOTTO OF THE YEAR- Nothing great was ever acheived without carelessness.

LOGO FOR LIFE- I don't know.^

MOTTO OF THE DECADE- How sure are you?

*- Qoute From: Homer Simpson

^- That's seriously my logo. I wan't trying to show that I'm not sure what it is yet.

Contact me if you want to join and make your own mottos!!!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Grandmotherly tips...

Two tips from the Clorox site:
Put a little vanilla on a cotton ball, put in a dish in fridge (out of the way toward the back) and it deororizes the fridge.
For oven glass door window that gets brown inside, make a paste of soda and water, leave on cool oven door for 10-15 minutes, scour off with clean water. Sparkling door.
Grama Mission's today's contribution to Mushpot of Awesomeness...

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Flabio and the Talking Scale

Flabio is the new mascot of Moushpot of Awesomeness.

Flabio told me to tell you about his experience on the talking scale.

So, here goes.

When Flabio went on the talking scale it told him, "One at a time, please."

Sorry, Flabio. I guess you're just gonna have to stick with the traditional scales.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Dumb Blonde Joke- Flori-duh

(I have an endless supply of dumb blonde and chuck norris jokes so please bear with me...)

Two dumb blondes looking at sky.

One asks, "What do you think is farther, the moon or Florida."

The other replies, " Well Duh, Can You See Florida?"


Thanks Dwayne, that's one of my favorites.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Welcome to the Mushpot of Awesomeness

If you are on this page, you are entering a bottomless pit of random fun.

Stuff that I've never done on Beauty and the Jogus

Like you tube clips.

or joke boxes.

And all sorts of good stuff.

Because you are in the Mushpot of Awesomeness, there's no rules. As long as it is awesome.

So please,please,please,PLEASE join the fun. If you're on my bloglist, I want you in. If you have never blogged before, I want you in. If you enjoy sending awesomeness to the world, I want you in.

So, become addicted, and we'll have the most awesome, zany, and popular blog EVER!!!